I Am The Cookie

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Welcome to the randomness that I am.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

(via sheeshme)

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

(via buddhacoffee)

whoresinseoul:

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bugkiss: david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever
THE HOLLA COURSE

antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

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(via whatsacanada)

withoutmotivation: Takes your breath away. Wishing I could lay under something like this right now.

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

(via whatsacanada)

unfierce:

did u ever jus make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them

(via sheeshme)

rnemes:

i cant believe sonic the hedgehog bought tumblr even though we killed him

(via whatsacanada)